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Funker Vogt - Get Off

May. 23rd, 2009 | 11:42 am

Lyrics for my ONTD_STARTREK buddies on Twitter


How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
There's a rumor goin' all round that you ain’t been gettin' served
They say that you ain’t you know what
In baby who knows how long
It's hard for me to say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Get off - 23 positions in a one night stand
Get off - I'll only call you after if you say I can
Get off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Get off - if you want to baby here I am (Here I am)

I clocked the jizz from a friend
Of yours named Vanessa Bet (Bet)
She said you told her a fantasy
That got her all wet (Wet)
Something about a little box with a
Mirror and a tongue inside
What she told me then got me so hot
I knew that we could slide

Get off - 23 positions in a one night stand
Get off - I'll only call you after if you say I can
Get off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Get off - if you want to baby here I am (Here I am)

Get off (Get off)

Everybody grab a body
Pump it like you want somebody
How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve (Get off)
There's a rumor goin' all round that you ain’t been gettin' served (Get off)
They say that you ain’t you know what
In baby who knows how long (Get off)
It's hard for me to say what's right
When all I wanna do is wrong

Get off - 23 positions in a one night stand
Get off - I'll only call you after if you say I can
Get off - let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
Get off - if you want to baby here I am

Get off

(fading:) Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
Get off
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Convo

May. 21st, 2009 | 08:15 pm

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7:32 ImSoKay: that would be fab
7:32 milkandmolass: http://tinyurl.com/pjmblm
7:32 Orchid: have you guys read that McCoy/Chapel fic
7:32 ryans: wait do you guys want to see this thing i photoshopped of my friends? it's star trek related.
7:32 Orchid: ssrsly unnnnnfffff
7:32 ImSoKay: I have an icon of tos sulu that says set phasers to faaaaaaaabulous
7:32 Orchid: and yes we would
7:32 ImSoKay: ONLY OF COURSE, ryans
7:33 Orchid: its way too fucking hot over here
  fuck you desert wind
7:33 suckmyspock: okay guys, I hate to do this but I gotta run.
7:33 Orchid: NO
  YOU WILL STAY
7:33 eclecticmuse: http://www.fanfiction.net/~eclecticmuse
7:33 Orchid: SO WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY
7:33 ryans: BROTHER NOOOO
7:33 eclecticmuse: fffff
7:33 suckmyspock: LOL
7:33 milkandmolass: haha
7:33 Orchid: OR SOMETHING
7:33 eclecticmuse: I thought about reading the McCoy/Chapel one
7:33 Orchid: IDK
7:33 suckmyspock: AN ORGY YOU SAY
  WELL...
7:33 The audio '02 Le Disko.mp3' was added
7:33 Orchid: the McC/Chap
  UNF
7:33 suckmyspock: I GUESS I CAN STICK AROUND.... ;D
7:33 Orchid: oh my god
7:33 suckmyspock: lmao
7:33 Orchid: and i dont even LIKE chapel
7:33 ImSoKay: I VOTE FOR ORGY
7:33 milkandmolass: haha
7:34 Orchid: i was like
  ohgodyes can i have the knee shaking orgasm too please
7:34 eclecticmuse: my sister was reading a Sarek/Amanda story yesterday and had to leave to go take a cold shower
  LMAO Orchid
7:34 Orchid: WHAT
  SHE DOES HAVE THAT
7:34 eclecticmuse: HOW
7:34 Orchid: shes all dazed at the end
  and im like
7:34 ImSoKay: WHERE WAS THIS FIC AND HOW CAN I GET IT?
7:34 eclecticmuse: I mean, seriously
7:34 Orchid: i can has please
  KINK MEME
  ILL FIND IT FOR YOU LOIVE
7:34 eclecticmuse: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES BONES
7:34 Orchid: LOVE*
  nnngh
7:35 ImSoKay: <3 TY, BB
7:35 Orchid: yes bones
  show me your moves -purrs-
7:35 eclecticmuse: yeah I need to see if my prompt got answered
7:35 milkandmolass: can someone link me with karl dancing again
7:35 eclecticmuse: sure
  McCoy and Chapel kink meme fic
7:35 ImSoKay: LOL OMG THE GUY JUMPING
7:35 Orchid: UNF -groans- BRB
7:35 ImSoKay: HE MAKES MY LIFE
7:36 Orchid: I THOUGHT I MADE YOUR LIFE
  YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
  T_T
7:36 ryans: uh oh
7:36 Orchid: -sobs into milk's shoulder-
7:36 ryans: shit done hit the fan
7:36 ImSoKay: YOU DO MAKE MY LIFE. HE JUST MAKE IT FOR LIKE, A SECOND OR TWO. YOU MAKE THE REST OF IT <33 PROMISE
7:36 eclecticmuse: KARL IS DANCING GUYS
7:36 Orchid: ROFL DUDE GUYS
  I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING
  IMMA BE FUKKIN SKINNY TOMO
  NOT EVEN KIDDING
  YOU ARE MY FUCKING EXCERSIZE PROGRAM
7:37 milkandmolass: :)
7:37 Orchid: that and le disko
  ive been dancing like a retard all day
  ffff
  the washing machine
  only hotter because fuck yes its orchid right?
  (joking)
7:37 ryans: OH is the stripper song still up? because i can listen to it now
7:37 Orchid: (hotter because its le fucking disko)
7:37 ImSoKay: ahaha, hes so happy he has a mini him
7:37 Orchid: YES IT IS
  SCROLL DOWN
  LETS STRIP TO IT
7:38 milkandmolass: haha
7:38 suckmyspock: haha
7:38 Orchid: (im overheateing here ._.)
7:38 ImSoKay: IM PICTURING US ALL IN 90S WORKOUT GEAR NOW. THANKS ORCHID
7:38 ryans: YAHH BITCH YAHH
7:38 Orchid: I WAS THINKING STRIPPER GEAR
7:38 ImSoKay: STRIPPER GEAR WITH HEAD BANDS AND LEG WARMERS?
7:38 Orchid: NO
7:38 suckmyspock: lol 90s workout gear??
7:38 milkandmolass: oh yeahhh
7:38 ImSoKay: damn :c
  i was so hoping
  brb, reading mccoy/chapel
7:39 eclecticmuse: *is reading too brb*
7:39 Orchid: tell me if you need a quickie after that because i am willing
7:39 milkandmolass: haha
7:39 Orchid: -dancing to stripper-
7:39 milkandmolass: im making something for you all
7:39 ryans: do you guys want to make me fel better by joining my fic comm since no one reads my shit anymore?
7:40 milkandmolass: sure thang
7:40 Orchid: sure
  ill also give you these
  thats ttly what i was imagining but better because itd be hotter and it would be skimpier
7:41 ryans: okay the comm is ~fonesex
  NOW GO JOIN
7:41 milkandmolass: shall do
7:41 Orchid: AHAHA MY DAD RIGHT NOW "PUT SOME PANTS ON PEASE"
  "PLEASE*"
  And I went "THIS IS REVENGE FOR YOU FUCKING THOSE GIRLS OVER HERE"
  paow
  can i get a fist bump
  i need a link because i fail D:
7:42 ryans: this stripper song is intense
  link for what?
7:43 Orchid: comm
  i made it for you all
7:44 Orchid: i love you
7:44 milkandmolass: (L)
7:44 Orchid: ALT FUCKING 3
7:45 milkandmolass: haha :)
7:46 Orchid: HEY
  STRIPPER!
  HEY
  STRIPPER!
  HEY
  I WANNA BE YO MISTAH
7:46 ryans: hahahahah AMAZING
7:46 Orchid: Nananananananananana na
  -dances-
  i am addicted to music and dance
  and st
  and bones
  and karl
7:47 eclecticmuse: UNF
  THAT WAS FUCKING HOT
7:47 suckmyspock: omg, kirkbones every thursday
7:47 Orchid: I TOLD YOU RIGHT
7:47 eclecticmuse: ALSO MILK
7:47 Orchid: ANYONE NEED A QUICKIE AFTER THAT
  SRS
7:48 eclecticmuse: I FUCKING LOVE YOU
  I NEED A COLD SHOWER
7:48 milkandmolass: haha of course
7:48 eclecticmuse: Milk did you post this to the comm>
7:48 Orchid: YOU JUST NEED TO BE SEXINGS ME UP
7:48 eclecticmuse: ONE SECOND
  also wtf Jem I watched that as a kid
7:48 ryans: lmao
7:49 milkandmolass: haha, yeah i did
7:49 eclecticmuse: ooh I;m there
7:50 ImSoKay: oh
  my
  god
  that
  fic
  sldkfj
7:50 milkandmolass: right im going to have to go now
  im up early tomorrow
7:50 eclecticmuse: HAHA OH FUCK
7:50 milkandmolass: today
  fuck
7:51 eclecticmuse: I SENT THAT LINK TO SOME GUY I DONT TALK TO ANYMORE ON ACCIDENT
  INSTEAD OF MY SISTER
7:51 milkandmolass: hahahahaha
  XD
7:51 ImSoKay: XD
7:51 Orchid: LOL
7:51 ryans: lmao
7:51 Orchid: SRS THOUGH
7:51 eclecticmuse: Karl, not the kink meme phew
7:51 Orchid: QUICKIE ANYONE
  EITHER WAY
  QUICKIE ANYONE
7:51 ImSoKay: I MAY NEED ONE. THAT FIC BLEW MY BRAIN A LITTLE.
7:52 Orchid: I KNOW RIGHT
  I WILL MEET YOU IN YOUR BUNK
7:52 milkandmolass: quickie
7:52 Orchid: YOU MAY JOIN US
7:52 eclecticmuse: BUT YEAH THAT FIC UNF
7:52 milkandmolass: right and i'm off
7:52 eclecticmuse: BRB CHECKING ON MY PROMPT
7:52 Orchid: alt3 milk
7:52 ImSoKay: bye milk <3
7:52 ryans: bye :) iluuuuu
7:52 milkandmolass: so goodnight one and all, alt3 bbs
7:52 Orchid: iluuuu
7:53 milkandmolass: I LOVE YOU ALL
  we shall have to do this again sometime
7:53 ryans: next thursday obv
7:53 milkandmolass: and remember to copy this
  oh yeah obvs
  later gators! xxxxx
7:53 suckmyspock: bye
7:53 ryans: byeeee
7:53 eclecticmuse: bye!!!
7:53 ImSoKay: bye!
7:54 suckmyspock: i'm pretty sure i added you all. i'm paccsunprincess.
7:54 Orchid: I think so
  suck my spock
7:54 ryans: yeah you did
7:54 Orchid: dont mind if i fuckin dooooo
7:54 ImSoKay: on lj?
7:54 ryans: i think i got to everyone, too
7:54 Orchid: imsokay ilu
  for being you
7:54 eclecticmuse: on AIM?
7:54 ImSoKay: xD
  ty ilu2
7:54 eclecticmuse: ohhh LJ
7:55 ImSoKay: seemed like there were 2304239 friending things
7:55 eclecticmuse: Tielen Daslolin on AIM
7:55 Orchid: kirkbones thursdays man
7:55 ImSoKay: even though there was only two
7:55 Orchid: kirkbones thursdays
  i cant fuckin wait
  for next week
  we can be all -spam-
7:55 ryans: is it going to be just us? because idk if i feel like sharing my cup size with anyone else
7:55 Orchid: lol
  i have no idea
  i just posted to ontd_st
7:56 eclecticmuse: yay!
7:56 Orchid: no i mean for the gatherin
7:56 eclecticmuse: also booo no one answered my prompt
7:56 Orchid: i spammed my twitter account
  and i posted on otd
  ontd_st
  i love that comm
  really
7:57 ryans: alright lovelies, i think i'm going to to crash. i've got a hell of a day tomorrow, so i will see you around
7:57 Orchid: see you next thursday
  before you go though
  does anyone have msn
7:58 ryans: and i'll work on that pinto/you fic for you gq ladies
7:58 Orchid: because my buddylist
  she is lonely
  my buddylist needs your msn/yim addys
  -prods-
7:58 eclecticmuse: kk I'ma head out too finish tagging before bedtiemz
7:59 ImSoKay: has msn and yahoo. they are both avalon ignore the ridic name, i've had it since i was like, 12.
7:59 eclecticmuse: AIM is Tielen Daslolin yo
7:59 Orchid: drat
  i dont have aim D:
7:59 ryans: my AIM is kanye wentz yo
7:59 eclecticmuse: err MSN be tielen_
7:59 ImSoKay: kuro nyoko for aim, though im hardly on :c
7:59 ryans: with the yo part, i wasn't being cool or anything. it's kanye wentz yo.
8:00 eclecticmuse: lmao
8:00 ryans: alright goodnight you guys. i'll see you around ontd_st and then next thursday!
8:00 eclecticmuse: Orchid, what be yours?
  nn!
8:00 Orchid: oh
8:01 eclecticmuse: yay! thanks!
8:01 Orchid: added
  christ i am tired
  my abs hurt
  sfm
8:02 ImSoKay: yay exercise :D
8:02 eclecticmuse: aww go to bed bb!
8:02 Orchid: imsokay did i add you on LJ?
8:02 ImSoKay: don't think so. it's kuro_nyoko
8:02 eclecticmuse: alright gonna head out so I can tag
  I will see you guys around everywhere!!
8:03 ImSoKay: byeee!
8:03 Orchid: byeee
  iluuuu
8:03 eclecticmuse: &heart;
8:03 Orchid: i might go soon toooo
8:03 eclecticmuse: aww fff
8:03 Orchid: FAIL
 
8:03 eclecticmuse: ILU2
8:03 Orchid: ilu anyways
8:03 eclecticmuse:
  WOOT
  byeeee
8:03 Orchid: gnsdily~~
  -totally slips her arm over your shoulder in the yawn move-
  XD
  YOU CANT KEEP AWAY
  ILU MILK
  >>
  alloa
  Im going to rest now, I'm tired -yawns- Ive been up for over 18 hours
  ILU GNIGHT
  SEE YOU NEXT THURSDAY
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Jan. 5th, 2009 | 04:20 pm


Hooooly fuck. Listen to the lyrics. It's Huddy. ITS A HUDDY SONG O_O

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One Word Meme. -Headdesk-

Jan. 3rd, 2009 | 06:35 pm

TYPE ONLY 1 WORD. IT'S HARDER THAN YOU THINK!!
Read more...If You Dare (Or Are Extremely Bored) )

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Roar. And Such. Bored.

Jan. 3rd, 2009 | 07:43 am

Name your top six TV shows before reading the questions, then answer the questions accordingly:

My six are:

1. House
2. D. Gray-Man (Sorta.)
3. Bones
4. Scrubs
5. Heroes
6. Whose Line Is It Anyway (American) (>>; what?)
Behold! I am Simon, god of hairdos! )

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100 Things

Jan. 3rd, 2009 | 04:58 am

100 Things to Do Before I Die -- Things I've done are in bold :P

1. Started your own blog
2. Slept under the stars
3. Played in a band

4. Visited Hawaii
5. Watched a meteor shower
6. Given more than you can afford to charity

7. Been to Disneyland
8. Climbed a mountain

9. Held a praying mantis
10. Sang a solo
11. Bungee jumped
12. Visited Paris
13. Watched a lightning storm

14. Taught yourself an art from scratch
15. Adopted a child
16. Had food poisoning
17. Walked to the top of the Statue of Liberty
18. Grown your own vegetables
19. Seen the Mona Lisa in France

20. Slept on an overnight train

21. Had a pillow fight
22. Hitch hiked
23. Taken a sick day when you're not ill

24. Built a snow fort
25. Held a lamb
26. Gone Skinny Dipping

27. Run a marathon
28. Ridden in a gondola in Venice
29. Seen a total eclipse
30. Watched a sunrise or sunset
31 Hit a home run
32. Been on a cruise
33. Seen Niagara Falls in person
34. Visited the birthplace of your ancestors
35. Seen an Amish community

36. Taught yourself a new language
37. Had enough money to be truly satisfied
38. Seen the Leaning Tower of Pisa in person
39. Gone rock climbing
40. Seen Michelangelo's David
41. Sung karaoke
42. Seen a geyser erupt
43. Bought a stranger a meal at a restaurant
44. Visited Africa
45. Walked on a beach by moonlight
46. Been transported in an ambulance
47. Had your portrait painted
48. Gone deep sea fishing
49. Seen the Sistine Chapel in person
50. Been to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris
51. Gone scuba diving or snorkeling
52. Kissed in the rain
53. Played in the mud

54. Gone to a drive-in theater
55. Been in a movie
56. Visited the Great Wall of China
57. Started a business

58. Taken a martial arts class
59. Visited Russia
60. Served at a soup kitchen
61. Sold Girl Scout Cookies
62. Gone whale watching

63. Got flowers for no reason
64. Donated blood, platelets or plasma
65. Gone hang gliding
66. Visited a Nazi Concentration Camp
67. Bounced a check
68. Flown in a helicopter

69. Saved a favorite childhood toy
70. Visited the Lincoln Memorial
71. Eaten caviar
72. Pieced a quilt
73. Stood in Times Square
74. Toured the Everglades
75. Been fired from a job
76. Seen the Changing of the Guards in London
77. Broken a bone
78. Been on a speeding motorcycle
79. Seen the Grand Canyon in person
80. Published a book
81. Visited the Vatican
82. Bought a brand new car
83. Walked in Jerusalem
84. Had your picture in the newspaper

85. Read the entire Bible
86. Visited the White House
87. Killed and prepared an animal for eating

88. Had chickenpox
89. Saved someone's life
90. Sat on a jury
91. Met someone famous

92. Joined a book club
93. Lost a loved one
94. Had a baby
95. Seen the Alamo in person

96. Swam in the Great Salt Lake
97. Been involved in a law suit
98. Owned a cell phone
99. Been stung by a bee
100. Re
ad an entire book in one day.

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Particularly Long convo which I'm somewhat proud of (please do read)

Nov. 22nd, 2008 | 11:18 pm
mood: aggravated aggravated
music: Repo! The Genetic Opera - Night Surgeon

I'm duality and my friend is kyoya
I'm sure you can guess what it's about once you read it.

Read more... Por Favor )

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Porcelain and the Tramps Lyrics for Karim

Nov. 22nd, 2008 | 07:04 pm
mood: bouncy bouncy
music: Porcelain and the Tramps - Sugarcube

Lyrics Here )

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Present for Ash-sama. :D

Nov. 6th, 2008 | 04:40 am
mood: bouncy bouncy
music: Porcelain and the Tramps - I Feel Perfect

Clickie. Fer srs. It's Pink. I never use pink. I'm effing happy about talking to Ash-sama again, and it made me use PINK. O_O;; )

so yeah. I was so happy I used pink. I NEVER DO THAT.


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For Prop 8 Updates , click here

Nov. 5th, 2008 | 09:48 am

http://www.noonprop8.com/

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T_T

Nov. 5th, 2008 | 02:26 am

One of the worst moments in California's history



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DGM fandom.

Oct. 29th, 2008 | 10:08 am
mood: stressed stressed
music: Katy Perry - Fingerprints

is awesome.

But seriously, MPREG and Female!Allen writers.
No matter who you write him with, we need to have a talk.


Ya know how you like to say that Allen's adorable little babies would have his cute snow white hair? Or his rain-colored eyes? Yeah, there's something you need to realize.

Allen (in the anime) is shown to have green eyes and brown hair before the accident. You know what this means? It means that white and gray are not his natural colors. So even though he's got the white hair and gray eyes, his children would have his natural eye and hair color.


Which are (big surprise) green and brown.


It irks me that we don't think logically (or as logically as we possibly can in the case of MPREG,) about this. We're the DGM fandom, and most of us (from the fans I see here on LJ) are die-hard fans! We know tons about almost everything in this fandom. We've analyzed every bit of a character-- [info]fallia and [info]elict , I'm looking at you two especially) and made tons of FSTs for them ([info]animalboything ) and some of us have written some KICK ASS fics about them ([info]haverstock , [info]fallia ,[info]elict ,[info]animalboything ,[info]sutlers ,and [info]dark1408 to name a few.) And not to say that these fine fic writers have ever done this (to be truthful, I can't remember who has done this,) but I've read it too many times to count and it's getting old.


Kthxbai.


I'd like to hear any other opinions about this~~


:D Orchid

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To-Do List

Oct. 20th, 2008 | 04:29 pm
mood: calm calm
music: Nine Inch Nails - Vessel

of  to-do-ery!

STARTS HERE! )

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Why does LJ alert you of your OWN birthday. wtfrack???

Sep. 27th, 2008 | 11:35 am

@_@


like I'd forget......well I did actually.. XD

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doood.....i r teh obsessed wif mah cat XD

Sep. 27th, 2008 | 11:24 am

@_@

If Orchid wasn't such a lazy ass, she'd upload all the pictures she has of heem. His name is orion. :D
After Orion in MIB. KITTY WITH A GALAXY!>>;


<_<;;;



You didn't see that.


But I think I really do have a crush on my cat. @_@;;;

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I hate

Aug. 17th, 2008 | 03:01 am

being ignored.



That is all.







P.S. - I'll know the date of my surgery on monday, tuesday, or wednesday. and worst case scenario just got a whole lot worse -- I could lose my ovaries and my uterus. Fuck you, god. You are being really shitty to me as of late. Please tell me what the hell I did to you to make you so mad at me?

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